This is for Rebecca, who's been taking stabs at reading this.
D. read an abridged version of Don Quixote for school, and here's his assessment (and I quote):
"I can tell you the entire story in very few words.
He reads too many books. He becomes a nut. So then he gets a squire, and he trains his squire to become a nut. Eventually he dies because he's a nut."
7 hours ago