A, just moments ago, commenting on his inability to find a suitable lunch:
"I'm beginning to understand why tigers drive away their offspring from their territory... otherwise, there's no prey left."
He further queried:
"What do you call something that just lies around, causes trouble, and eats food?"
(Me: "A cat.")
"No. A parasite. A lawyer."
He'll change his tune once I rustle up some suitable grub. Seems I'd better get to it.
Knock-knock
1 month ago
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