Monday, May 08, 2006

Alert!

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

1 comment:

3boysmama said...

[insert eye roll here]

and i'm a math teacher!