A Google meme: "(Your name) needs..."

This is clever. Naturally, I didn't think of it; I'm stealing it from Sarah again. The deal is this: Google search your first name with the word "needs" after it (no quote marks) and see what the top 10 results are.

Since mine are pretty funny, I'm sharing: ( I DID eliminate one of them as not being family-friendly)

1. E__ NEEDS ANOTHER MIRACLE!!
2. Auntie E__ needs a drink.
3. E__ needs to wear shirts
4. E__ needs to go to bed!
5. The Looney Bin: E__ needs
6. Camp E__ Needs Volunteers
7. E__ Needs a New Hobby
8. E__ needs some friends to love her
9. American Sports Mag needs pictures of E__
10. (The funniest one of all IMO) E__ needs an exorcism.